Heatofiles: ”So, can you make a hotter one?”
JJ: “Oh, yeah, sure, try this one”
Heatofiles: “No, no, like, hotter than that”
JJ: “Oh, right, sure, I gotcha…here, try this one”
Heatofiles: “No…I can still feel my extremities, hotter”
JJ: “Seriously? That’s got like, 35% jalapeños in it”
Heatofiles: “HOTTER”
JJ: “Erm, ok…we’re sort of ‘jalapeno people’…you know, the name and all…there’s so many wildass peppers out there that just seem like a dare, not an edible and enjoyable salsa…but, ok, FINE, we’ll go one level up and drop some Serranos in there instead”
Oven-roasted tomatoes, red onion, garlic, and cumin combined with flame-roasted Serrano peppers for a bold & smoky charred flavor to go with that NEED for HEAT. Finished with fresh cilantro, lime juice, salt, pepper, and red wine vinegar & blend into a balanced, flavorful salsa.
Not runny like hot sauce, not chunky like some other salsas, but instead perfectly minced for dipping or dressing on other dishes.
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